zag fag

someone who goes to Gonzaga

Landon guy: Dude, look at that zag fag over there..
Prep guy: lets get drunk and beat him up

by tina c January 3, 2005

zag-fag

Short for "zaggot faggot" this term has nothing to do with homosexuality (and the use of the word faggot is not intended to offend anyone in the gay community). Rather, this term refers to someone who must always consider their Zagat Guide before going out to eat, or drink. What you thought was a casual suggestion to get pizza turns into an ordeal as they furiously scan the pages searching for the place with the perfect menu, atmosphere, location, and price. While out, they will also check the entrance to a restaurant for the little "Zagat-rated" sticker demarcating the location as somewhere acceptable to eat. It is not unusual that you will be with a zag-fag who will refuse to go into a food establishment that is without this sticker, even though you or they may be very, very hungry. In exact opposition to what the Zagat guide was intended for, these people can make dining an excruciating experience.

Al: "We have been wandering through this barren wasteland for three days without food and barely any water. Oh my god, look over there, a pizza place!"
ZF: "Okay, let's drag ourselves over and check it out..."
Al: "Sweeeet. I'm going in!"
ZF: "But no, don't do it! It isn't Zagat rated!!!"
Al: "Stop being such a zag-fag!"

or

Beatrice:"I brought a cake for you. I baked it from scratch!"
ZF: "Ew, I can't eat that, your kitchen isn't Zagat-rated. Remove this abomination from my presence immediatly."
Beatrice: "You ungrateful zag-fag!"

Beatrice: *drops cake and runs away crying*

by P adre Pivo June 2, 2009

Zag a Hoochy

What is said when you have forgotten something or someone.

OH zag a hoochy I've forgotten my hat!

by Korinne January 19, 2007

zig zag

cigarette paper used to role marijuana in, to make a joint

I need some more zig zags so that i can roll a J.

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah

Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah (Supreme Alphabet for "RZA")
Slang for RZA from the wu-tang clan.

Using the "supreme alphabet" RZA
R - ruler
Z - Zig Zag Zig meaning from Knowledge to Wisdom to Understanding
A - Allah

Aim the official, initial, is ruler zig-zag-zig allah
All that other bullshit aint permissable
Annual increase of the wu-tang manual

by Nate h September 18, 2008

Ruler Zig Zag Zig Allah

the head of the famous rap group, Wu-Tang Clan

Ruler Zig Zag Zig Allah a.k.a. RZA

by AFRO CHILD May 10, 2009

Lag-Zag

In a video game, when it lags so bad that everyone seems to just pop up out of no where "Lag-Zagging" around you.

Player 1 : Finally someone to kill. *Shoots guy over and over, and sees he is taking no damage*

Player 2: *Lags all around player 1, and kills him one shot*

Player 1: Damn it, he fucking lag-zagged me.

by Coco Mojo March 16, 2010