To me you are you

The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby

thots and peasants will be repelled.

Jimmy: Ur mum gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur granny a tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur family tree, LGBT
ur species a fesses

Bobert: No u.

Jimmy: To me you are you.
*Bobert has kideny failure
* Skins melts
*Sent to shadow relam
* Fire nations attack
*Kim Jong Un is fat
*WW3 begins
*All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight

by Trusavage3k0 April 2, 2018

You Do You

A popular buzzfeed catchphrase created most likely by a staff member or producer who works there. Most commonly used to say that a person should do what they want even if the person saying the phrase thinks it (the thing the person was doing) was odd or strange.

Person: So today I only wear one earring because it's a tradition of mine.
Person 2: Yeah well, you do you.

by HeythereitsLil January 2, 2017

i love you, you love me.

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom

suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)

by samara paisley May 9, 2020

You F You

To tell someone to go F*** themselves in a playful friendly way.

Person 1: I don't like your shirt.
Person 2: You F You!

by CMoney911 February 23, 2010

You Do You

When someone wants to do oneself instead of hang out with you

Don: I think I'll stay home today
Joli: Yeah, man, you do you, go fuck yourself

by Joli Plz January 13, 2016

Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006

We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.

Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009