Yoga 

A complex form of hypnosis involving a female's behind and the shaking and moving of said behind to enraptured a male, especially when they reject the woman 's advances.

Jim: I TOLD her I didn't want her.

Harry: But I thought you said you had sex with her last night
Jim: She used some of that Yoga.

Yoga by Eyekeeper June 12, 2018

Yoga 

A Hindu form of breathing exercise, which includes meditation and spiritual practices, whose allegedly “protective” properties could shield someone from the coronavirus—a pseudoscientific cure promoted by no other than nationalistic Indian Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, and his gang of “corona gurus.”

Just as the American ex-president promoted disinfectants and UV light as corona cures to his millions of diehard supporters, the Indian prime minister is now touting yoga as a spiritual cure against Covid-19 and the deadlier “Delta” variant to his hardcore BJP supporters.

Yoga by MathPlus June 21, 2021

Yoga 

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Yoga by Ababawl November 22, 2021

Yoga 

An art of achieving happiness or a fortune

What do think about Yoga, our new classmate?
Oh,she's so friendly and I will always feel happy whenever she's around me

Yoga by Cutemocha November 24, 2021

Yoga 

A guys name. do not underestimate his name. he is a really great guy and once he notice you, you are i heaven. he is a class clown but once you get to know him personally, his the best. he will be the perfect guy best friend. his very caring. damn kind. if you have a fight with him, apologize to him. if not, you'll miss out the greatest guy in the entire world. if you date him, you're even lucky.

"Hey! guess what? yoga finally talked to me after that fight!"
"Wow... congrats gurll"

Yoga by Chlo208 February 18, 2022

Yoga 

The hottest type of teacher on the planet. It’s Not her face your ever looking at though… it’s always her legs, like how the fuck do you do that.

I was doing yoga all night with my yoga teacher all night! She was downward dog, and I was upward me!

Yoga by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

yoga 

A sequence of exercises that will lead men to autofelaciate. And women to nowhere.

Do you know that incels are into yoga? I wonder why that is?

yoga by oike November 3, 2023