Yoinky

Sometimes referred to as the “Yoinky Sploink” is what folks from the 205 call an unknown substance that has someone all over the place. It can also be used when someone don’t know the name of a drug.

Derrick: Aye man what’s with dude over there? He moving wild right now.
Chris: Oh don’t mind him man he just if that Yoinky.
Derrick: That who?
Chris: You know? That Yoinky Sploink?
Derrick: Ohhhh I gotchu now.

by CoCo04 March 30, 2022

Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred on the Yoinky

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 8, 2004

yoanny

Yoanny is a smart, funny, amazing person. She is curious, creative, and an amazing friend. A Yoanny makes the best friend you can have.

Person1: That girl is amazing she must be a Yoanny.

by Lalalalal800 November 5, 2013

yonky jas

The act of making hot monkey sex when you can't find anything else to do.

Yonky jas, be back in a couple hours.

This snow puts me in the mood for a little yonky jas.

by Luke Short January 29, 2005