yo mama

is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

by chapelle April 3, 2004

yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.

Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

yo mama

A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

by Jay November 13, 2003

yo mama

A greeting used on one's mother.

"Yo, Mama!"
"What you say about my mama?"
"I was just saying 'Yo!' to my mama!"

by Arthur November 16, 2003

"yo mama"

meaning: your mother

"yo mama" is on her way home

by Baptiste August 18, 2006

yo mama

yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she needs to watches one for each time zone

yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on

by godofthunder890 December 21, 2003

Yo Mama

1: a pitiful insult used when people can't think of any other retort.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.

1: amy-you're so ugly!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!

by nikki November 23, 2003