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Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after
weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!
by Mavolent February 8, 2021
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new year's day

New Year's Day is also reffered to as National Hangover Day because of the fact that everyone and their mother is hungover from the previous night's debauchery.
by skankyhoe December 31, 2004
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40-year-old-dude-at-the-club

arising at club or similar scene

situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid

He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug

when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her

this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair

this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous

invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate

the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u

feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape

run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?

you: no hablar Inglis.

girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!

(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
by D.Praved February 4, 2010
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new year's day

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.
Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.
by Longjohns January 1, 2006
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New Year's Day

1. the first day of a new calendar year.

2. a hit from the legendary Irish rock band U2. It's from their classic 1983 album "War". This song catapulted U2 into world-wide stardom and they go on to become one of the greatest, important and influential rock'n'roll bands of all time.
1. at midnight, when New Year's Eve switched to New Year's Day me and Erika embraced each other and kicked off the new year with a passionate kiss.

2. some radio stations still start New Year's Day with a broadcast of "Auld Lang Syne", often the version by Guy Lombardo. A radio station in my home city once played "Nineteen Hundred Eighty-Five" by Sir Paul McCartney to celebrate the new year which happened to be...

3. many radio stations now start a new year by playing "New year's Day" by U2.

4. ..."nothing changes on new year's Day..." - U2

5. I've seen U2 live in concert twice so far. Check them out, they are one of the greatest live bands in the Universe and that's the truth.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 1, 2012
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Year 7 disease

A disease year 7’s have that makes them act like muppets.
See that year 7 running over there, she’s got year 7 disease!
by suckyamumsadie February 17, 2019
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Year 8 depression

When you’re in secondary school (mainly year 8) and you decide to be all “depressed” for absolutely no reason
Everyone in my class has year 8 depression
by Your local legend October 20, 2019
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