Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010

Yankin' Yo Gus

Yankin' Yo Gus is also known as masturbating.

Andy, stop yankin' yo gus!

by DasWonton February 21, 2019

Reverse Yankology

To have heard the "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of a song prior to hearing the original version of the song.

When I was a kid, I heard "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al way before I had heard of "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio. It was reverse Yankology.

by tmurr December 15, 2010

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

weird al yankovic

famous for parodies of popular songs like i love rock and roll and lose yourself with songs like i love rocky road and couch potato. he also has a wide veriety of polkas like angry white boy polka and polka power. with have clips of other songs in them like fell in love with a girl and intergalactic planitary. his latest c.d.: poodle hat. and he is the proud owner of that song backstreet boys are gay.

weird al yankovic is one of the best singers ive ever heard.

by nobody important May 13, 2005

Yankin

Yankin: When the pussy is so good that when you try and pull ya dick out that shit be pullin back. Ya dick just can't stop stroking.

Girl: This pussy ain't had no teacher, but it's been trained.

Guy: Oh shit, ya pussy be yankin??
Girl: I ain't even gon lie, this pussy be do be yankin

by Reduction July 8, 2011

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017