Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."
Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."
Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."
by Mizz Oni January 31, 2005
What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.
"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."
by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009
by Eric December 09, 2004
by Jo Blow From Idaho September 14, 2006
God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.
by thegreatwhitehype January 04, 2004
#1: Dude, you heard that story about a guy who shot at an X-Box with a gun and the X-box didn't even get a scratch?
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.
by Guigui January 22, 2004
The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
by PeaTearGriffin097 February 16, 2005