wurple

A shit fart , the release of watery feces when one releases gas , or Snooki

Guido : Yo Yo Snooki why is my homies sheet brown.

Snooki : Ya tool after you and the other guido's ran that train on my ass I had to wurple. Yo.

Guido : Baby you can wurple in my mouth any time!

Snooki : Open up I can be your cum dumpster, an I luv's to wurple. YO.

by Punisher of the Human Language October 16, 2010

nuttle wuttle

it means your a pro nut lover

becky, i love your nuttle wuttle ass.

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

wurdle

A tight knot usually in hair or fur.

Mary hadn’t brushed her hair in a while, and it resulted in a big wurdle in her hair.

by Jabru January 9, 2021

wurgle

What something is doing when it's not being productive, such as loading screen that never loads, or a TV without a viewer. A time of pointless thinking or activity.

The page to look up my location seems to just wurgle away doing not a lot.

Did you leave the TV on upstairs? It sounds like it's wurgling away to itself up there.

by phaeness March 9, 2010

wurtzel

After the writer Elizabeth Wurtzel, author of Prozac Nation. Denotes someone whiny and spoiled, or someone whose self-indulgent writing is badly in need of editing.

"Did you hear her complaining about how hard her life was at Harvard? God, she's such a Wurtzel."

"I'm going to Wurtzel up my memoir -- it'll be a bestseller."

by sedgwick June 26, 2006

Wortley

A lesbian who likes 69 and is obsessed with Taylor Swift.

That girl likes 69 so much, she must be a Wortley.

by emmaisafaggot March 27, 2012

wurzle gumidge

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter

" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %

by Rob St Evenage March 17, 2008