Wump

Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.

A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”

by FuckingFuck2 May 19, 2019

Wump

A chronic liar and someone who doesn’t brush their teeth

Person 1: “I have 4 lambo’s”

Person 2: “you are a wump”

by MrMakeYourNight December 11, 2020

Wump

A forceful, often clunky or unwieldy, movement, used to describe actions with weight.

*getting ready for a fight* “alright, you ready for a good wumpin’? Get ready for the haymaker!” *wumps you on the head*

“Could you please keep it down in there!? I can hear you wumping around your room and it’s driving me insane!”

by Zizoman123 July 9, 2021

Wump

Psychic violation

I brought a Wump to the business meeting to read the room.

by nARkwS& July 23, 2022

wump wump

When you wank inside your pants and don't wash your penis, you penis starts smelling real bad. That smell, is called the wump wump smell.

Man. I couldn't get that wump wumpoff Me dick for 3 days.

by Ary130904 March 29, 2018

Tufty wump

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

Milk wump

To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009