Check yourself before you wreck yourself 

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

Check yourself before you wreck yourself by GSDubs October 13, 2009

Fucky Wucky 

A very big mistake

My friend: haha! I stole your phone
me: oh no!
My Friend: What?
Me: Uh oh! you made a serious Fucky Wucky, time to get in the F̶̨̡̛̼͓̩͙̙͈̲̲͖̩̖̳̱̞̞̖̥͓̙̫̺̺͎̘̼̣͉̞͈̗̜̲̆̄̉͛̓̃͒͂̀̋̿̓̈́̏͆̽̋͐́̉̾̃̈́̍̀̈́̊̋́̇͊̀͐͐̓̈́͋̀̒͌̀̃̓͐̄̓͆͛̔̐̎̏̃͐͌̒͂̎̚̕̕͘͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅO̵̺̱̖̔̽̀̊́̇̏̈́̔͋͒͂́͐͘Ṛ̴̢̧̨̨̨̢̢̧̠̟̼̬̙̹̟͎̣͚̥̺̞̜̪̞̰͔̗͔̙̩̖̦̭̭̙̟͎̼̻̤̲̥̣͕̝͓̝̦͓̞͔͎͎̰͓̊̊̌̀̌̿̂̔̔͑̎̾̌̓̌̎͊̓̄̈́͐̓͂̀̉̽̚̕͜͝ͅE ̡̢̢̨̨̧̡̛̣̬̪̠͚̠̤̤̦͇͖̟̣͖͕͎͚̖̳̯̭̬̟̤͍̣̣͈̫̜͎̺̦̲̫̫̥̯̝̤̬̗̯̫̬͓͚̘̤̲̻̯̹̻̮̪̥͙͖̬̞̹̼̌͋̄͒̓̊͋̎̇̒͑̊͛̊̇̊̑̆̀̌̓̈́̊̋̃͐̇̀͛̾̈́̓̆̏̉̒̒̃͑͛͊̓̿̓̋͋̎̑̇̆̉́̀̆̐͐̅͗̇͌͆̀̒̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝V̵̡̧̧̢̨̨̱̦̫̦̗̦̝͙̤͖̰̯̮͚̮̱̪̼̯̹̪͍̜̩̗̥͙͕̭̮͖̮̝̹̟̣̤̝͓̖͖̖͍̻̤͇͍̮͈͔̲̲̪̳̹̲̝͕̥̩̹͔̰̤̂̄̋̔͌̓́̓̃͑͜͝ͅͅͅͅȨ̵̢̢͈͙̳̦̱̣͔̣̹̪̩̮̝̜̙̩̳̦̗͍̱̖̠̘̲͉̘̲͔̼̟͑́̍͆̀̊͋̿̓̐͒̓͊̎̂̀̆̉̿͊̽̓̒̋̈́̒̀̽̔̀͊̑̏̀̃̓͌͋̏̌̀̽̒̑̏̈́͛́̆̆̈́͊͑͗͒͒͛̿̀́̚̕͘̚̕͝͝͠͝Ṟ̵̛̛̛̝̲̩̭̺͖̖͇͎͓͙̙͓̹͇͔̼̮͎͙̱͉̠̭̰̺̙̮͈̻̖̻̠̀́̒̾̂͂̄̈́̂̈͛̅͂̄͗̉̈́̑̆̅̎͌̎̊̆͋̎̈́̎͗̔͐̈́̒̍̽͑̉̒͊͑̿̀͛̀͌̽́͌͂̀̉̋̓̓͑̊̋͘̕̕̕̚͘͘͝͠͝͝͝͠B ̧̧̢̧̛̦̦̺̭̣̟̣̮̱̤̭͕̬̣̼̮͖̠̲̺͕͈̖̳̻̙̥̙͓̯͔͓̘̱͓̱̮̗͈̮̗̘͓͚̘̜̟͍̼͇̙̰̳͉͍̼͍͖̖̲̟̯̼̯̥͖̓̓͐͐̔̉͑͌̉͛͗̽̿͘͜ͅỚ̶̧̻̬͈̭͔̙̤͕̙̾̓̇͐̔̉͒̔̀̆͐̈́̑͑̂̏̈́̔̅͊͘͝͠X̴̢̻̼̝̟̩̼̗̳͇̟̪͈͙̖̲͙̻̠͚̼̰̠̰͕͔̩͕̉͐̐̿̽́̈́̇̎͒̑͑̾̂̈́͊͌͂̇͋́͘͜͝͝ͅͅ!̵̧̧̛̛̝̲̭͕̹̬͉̫̹̲̦̫̞̲̘͓͓̬̝̗̻͓̎̌͑͆͌̑̄̾̆̈́̽̉̍̀͆̇̈̍̀̾͌̚̚̕͝͠ͅ

Fucky Wucky by You shouldn't have done that! November 13, 2019

train wreck

describes something that is so bad that you don't want to keep watching or following but you just can't look away from it.

Zoe: "That show is like a train wreck, I can't stop watching!"

train wreck by sexii mama :D October 20, 2010

wrock

see wizard rock.

a genre of music defined not by musical sound but lyrical content about j.k. rowling's "harry potter" series.

"we support wrocking and rowling" - the wizard rockumentary

switchblade kittens/the weird sisters, harry and the potters, draco and the malfoys, the whomping willows, the remus lupins, minstry of magic, dumbledork 3000, seamus and dean, hermione crookshanks experience, roonil wazlib

wrock by someoneisusingthenamesteve June 30, 2007

Home Wrecking Whore 

A woman (generally old, decrepit, ugly & hasn't aged to well) who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home even if its a close friends husband. All because she herself has no self respect for her life, her own children or her dead husband.

Suzzy: Hey Debbie, I hear you are a Home Wrecking Whore these days?!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy, after my husband had died, I was lonely and decided to go after a close friends husband, Jeff, and he took the bait!

Suzzy: Golly Debbie, you sure are clever! But I bet Kenny is sad now, knowing that you will be rotting in Hell for all eternity and not making it to Heaven with him... Oh well, at least Jeff will be in Hell right there with ya!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy! We are both scums of the Earth that will rot!

Suzzy: Haha, oh Debbie you slay me!

Home Wrecking Whore by Suzzy Slapintheface December 5, 2011

wreck that chick 

To wanna totally fuck some girl

dude 1. "dude, britney is so hot tonight"

dude 2. "yeh i would wreck that chick!"

wreck that chick by j00000b August 21, 2006

wrecktum 

A really torn-up asshole. A combination of the words "wreck" and "rectum."

"She liked it so much that I decided to give her a wrecktum."

wrecktum by McB December 8, 2004