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wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.
Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.
by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021
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Wockey

Wockey means a white individual that plays hockey and are usually made fun of because they think they are top shit.
That’s boy is a fucking wockey boy. What a loser.
by T-MOE123 April 30, 2019
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Wookey

Dog turd's that are covered in their ass-fur. After they crust over, they make Chewbacca sounds when the lawnmower hits them.
"wwoorgrgrgrga"
Aw fuck! I ran over a wookey with the mower. *spit* The dust got in my mouth...Damn dog!
by BIG E June 12, 2003
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Wookey

Proper noun: var - Wookie, Wookiee. Shaggy giants from an arboreal world, the tall and commanding Wookiee species is an impressive sight to even the most jaded spacer. Despite their fearsome and savage countenance, Wookiees are intelligent, sophisticated, loyal and trusting. Loyalty and bravery are near-sacred tenets in Wookiee society. When peaceful, Wookiees are tender and gentle. Their tempers, however, are short; when angered, Wookiees can fly into a berserker rage and will not stop until the object of their distemper is sufficiently destroyed.
See also Urban75Wookiee
by Wookey June 11, 2003
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Wonkey

Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.
Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"
by Dragz600 October 26, 2011
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Wokey Pokey

Satire of the child age song to speak of the current situation in the US.
You put the right view in,
your view is stomped right out,
you put your right view in,
and they turn it inside out,
They do the Wokey Pokey as they lie without a doubt,
That's what it's all about - WAKE UP!
by renderwerks June 17, 2021
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wonkey donkey

angus has a really big wonkey donkey
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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