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Shorty Worty

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A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.
She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty
by Simp simp March 16, 2019
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Sorby Worby

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Usually a father figure looked at in a sexual manner.
Omg Sorby Worby you make me feel so hot..
by Managers February 26, 2022
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squirmy wormy

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When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.
by helislapp November 28, 2022
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Squirmy Wormy

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A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.
Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.
by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023
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Squirmy Wormy

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An affectionate term for a man’s penis.
I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!
by sailornova November 6, 2024
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spermy the wormy

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A majestic creature bringing pain into the lives of reckless teens
Oh look! It's spermy the wormy! Run!
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Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

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An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak
by shartacus October 7, 2022
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