A place in Downriver Michigan that is nearly an average suburb town. The high school is the usual; normal kids, douches, potheads. But at woodhaven, there's something more. The kids have a little fight in them, and there a few hidden talents in the crowd. The rest live in their own world, but really, most people do. The football and basketball teams fit most stereotypes. The runners are a little weird but dedicated. The swimmers are a cool group. There's a little of everything else too, tennis, bowling, trivia, blah blah blah, etc. Most teachers are cool unless you're a dumbass. Not many people from woodhaven will end up famous, but most won't end up eating jobless either.
Woodhaven. That place you'll never care about enough to search on urban dictionary, unless you're from there.
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A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
Get the wood floor mug.To completely and utterly flop. Usually refers to a music album. Whereas successful records can go gold or platinum, this term comes from the fact that wood is a far less valuable material.
"Peckerwood mad cuz his record went wood
No respect in the hood led to his 'Neck of the Woods'
Got in touch with his roots, found the redneck in his blood
And said, 'Heck, country western rap records are good'"
-Eminem, "Quitter" (Everlast diss track)
Tim: "Wassup gangsta!?!?!?"
Bill: "Dude, where'd you get that Porsche?"
Tim: "Oh, I took out a loan from this loan shark in Philly. Cost 45 Gs, mothafucka!"
Bill: "Um, that doesn't sound like a good idea. How are you going to pay for it?"
Tim: "Droppin' my new rap album next month, dogg. It's got some phat beats on it."
Bill: "Rap album? You're a white hick from Hummelstown. Who's going to take that seriously?"
Tim: "Don't make me blast my gat! Haha, just clownin'. Check out this sick beat:
(rapping)'Hummelstown, Hummelstown where we pummels down
Any punk ass mothafucka that come around'
Eminem or Jay-Z couldn't write shit that ill. Next time you see me it's gonna be on the red carpet with fly hoes on each arm."
Bill: "I don't know, man. I think you're going to go wood. You might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."
No respect in the hood led to his 'Neck of the Woods'
Got in touch with his roots, found the redneck in his blood
And said, 'Heck, country western rap records are good'"
-Eminem, "Quitter" (Everlast diss track)
Tim: "Wassup gangsta!?!?!?"
Bill: "Dude, where'd you get that Porsche?"
Tim: "Oh, I took out a loan from this loan shark in Philly. Cost 45 Gs, mothafucka!"
Bill: "Um, that doesn't sound like a good idea. How are you going to pay for it?"
Tim: "Droppin' my new rap album next month, dogg. It's got some phat beats on it."
Bill: "Rap album? You're a white hick from Hummelstown. Who's going to take that seriously?"
Tim: "Don't make me blast my gat! Haha, just clownin'. Check out this sick beat:
(rapping)'Hummelstown, Hummelstown where we pummels down
Any punk ass mothafucka that come around'
Eminem or Jay-Z couldn't write shit that ill. Next time you see me it's gonna be on the red carpet with fly hoes on each arm."
Bill: "I don't know, man. I think you're going to go wood. You might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."
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Get the wooder ice mug.A "Wood-Tic" is defined as a low-value, white-trash American. It's natural habitat is rural areas of the northern United States. Particularly Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota.
The "Wood-Tic" shares many characteristics with its southern cousins, the Hillbilly and the Redneck. All are typically perceived to be crass, uneducated, unsophisticated, racist, and often dirty (especially the kids).
They enjoy backwoods campfires, belly-flop competitions, mudpits, backroading, crash-up-derby, cat fishing, polar ice challenges and watching "Cage Fights."
The "Wood-Tic" shares many characteristics with its southern cousins, the Hillbilly and the Redneck. All are typically perceived to be crass, uneducated, unsophisticated, racist, and often dirty (especially the kids).
They enjoy backwoods campfires, belly-flop competitions, mudpits, backroading, crash-up-derby, cat fishing, polar ice challenges and watching "Cage Fights."
"Drunk Wood-Tics in the cheap seats, stomped their feet and hooted at the Crash-up-Derby last night."
"How come all them girls is toothless, fat, and surrounded by filthy, little kids? Oh, those are Wood-Tic wives!"
"The Wood-Tics are really good at catching the greased pigs at the county fair"
"My cousin Josh is the Wood-Tic cage-fighten champion. Three years in a row now... His signature move is the patented "Wood-Tic guillotine!"
"How come all them girls is toothless, fat, and surrounded by filthy, little kids? Oh, those are Wood-Tic wives!"
"The Wood-Tics are really good at catching the greased pigs at the county fair"
"My cousin Josh is the Wood-Tic cage-fighten champion. Three years in a row now... His signature move is the patented "Wood-Tic guillotine!"
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