He was testing the woodchipper.
by MantarayViper March 5, 2017
Get the testing the woodchipper mug.When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.
Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper
by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014
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1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
by rh83cp October 4, 2010
Get the Woodchipper mug.The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.
While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.
by The Woodchipper May 7, 2009
Get the Woodchipper mug.A woodclanger is a slang word used in motorcycling circles to describe a skirt wearing transvestite that throws large pieces of wood.
Wood that clangs on the ground.
The men then toss each other off
Wood that clangs on the ground.
The men then toss each other off
Look, that woodclanger has broken the Highland record for chucking wood.
He'll get some extra tossage from his mates for that.
He'll get some extra tossage from his mates for that.
by bellwhiff February 15, 2009
Get the Woodclanger mug.The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties
I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.
by Nerul July 2, 2008
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