Woodchipper

A device that turns wood into wood chips. It is also one of the most painful and brutal ways to die.

Example 1:
"Man, I really wish I had some wood chips."
"Well guess what, I have a Woodchipper, so you can have some wood chips!"

Example 2:
"Yo did you just see on the news that a guy fell into a Woodchipper?"
"No I have not."
"Well, don't look at the aftermath images!
*Person2 ignores what he said and looks it up*
"Oh god! What the hell is that!"
"I told you not to search it up!"

by MyHamsterAteARock July 25, 2021

German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024

German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit

Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!

by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024

Woodchipper

A girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys dick if she blew him.

Steve: Did she blow you last night man?
Dave: Nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper

by Janeybjunes November 2, 2014

Woodchipper

The only proven 100% effective cure for pedophilia.

When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.

by Mycrofft February 2, 2025

woodchipper

something you toss pedos and zoos into

Pedo: I love grooming and raping little boys and girls
Random guy: To the fucking woodchipper you go

by thherhe April 6, 2025

Woodchipper

Someone who gives a very toothy blow job and takes out chunks of skin with their teeth

Man that girl is a woodchipper...after she blew me I was raw and couldn’t jack off for 3 days

by Badgertexas December 25, 2020