Wood 

Wood is a term for a material, but is now in the 21st century, usually referred to, as an erection. Apparently it seems much more 'cool', if you meant ion Wood. For example:

"Hey dude...I swear, I've got wood right now!"

Wood by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 May 24, 2016

wood 

1 Syn. Marijuana;weed;pot

2 Erection

"I broke down all the wood to roll the blunt."

wood by skratch July 26, 2004

wood 

wood is a guy's boner

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

wood by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

wood 

A slang term used in the South for unpotent, normal, weed; or "schwag" if you may.

"Man that was some fuckin wood. I dont even think i got high."

wood by THE WILSONATOR February 3, 2007

wood 

When an album fails to sell enough copies to become certified Gold or Platinum (or Silver where it applies).

That new 50 cent cd is commercial garbage, if America had any taste, it would go wood.

wood by c4c4c4 July 5, 2006

wood 

Abbreviation for peckerwood. White boy.

A mexican jumped up from the shadows and told me there were no wood beds available.

wood by Reb Richard August 13, 2006

Wood 

In the sales industry wood = a horrible lead where the prospect was a total loser and had no intentions of buying anything. They may have been broke or just a total ass looking to waste the salespersons time.

Hey how was that lead? It was total wood!

Wood by Robb_Revere November 3, 2010