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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
by Twiki August 16, 2005
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willy wonka special

I tell her bitch be gentle I'm trying to get the willy wonka special
by BDOG the king June 27, 2017
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fazoodle your willy wonka

To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.
"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."

"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
by Wildlink123 April 28, 2014
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Willy Wonka

When a 5 star Luxury hotel puts a candy bar up your butt and give you a reach around
I went to Las Vegas and stayed at the Palazzo and I got a Willy Wonka in my room from the room attendant
by ScottWhiteAhh December 1, 2016
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Willy Wonka

Look at Megan, looking all Willy Wonka-ish.
by Megan Clurry July 8, 2012
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Willy Wonka Wigwam

During sexual intercourse, when the male defecates onto the female's chest, leaving a choclatey treat, then quickly covers her up with a blanket, creating a wigwam.
"Sex was so good last night, that when I was done, I left a Willy Wonka Wigwam for Lisa."
by TheOompaLoompa January 31, 2009
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wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.
oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.
by maceecam May 29, 2007
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