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To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.

wangus erectus 

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.
wangus erectus by sarahmae September 29, 2007

Xenev wong

Xenev wong is the evil twin of the famous furry streamer xenev aka zeenev apparently he's been hiding in secret trying to find a way to steal xenevs stream key and become zeenev himself no one knows where xenev wong is currently located but if you see him tell one of his mods immediately if they even care.
Oh no xenev wong stole my fursuit!
Xenev wong by l_ckycharms April 30, 2021
A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.
Wongus by DogeBob December 1, 2021

Wong Chong Chong 

The alternate name of an Asian whose last name is Wong.

Alternatively, it can refer to a specific Asian person with whom you are acquaintances.
"Hey, what's up Sam Wong?"
"Dude, her name is Wong Chong Chong, 什麼他媽的是你錯了 嗎?"
"Chill, dude.."

Uncle Wong 

Aki voted for George Bush, he's such a fucking Uncle Wong.
Uncle Wong by jpfd106 April 15, 2011

Raymond Wong

Dr. Raymond E. Wong II. Quantitative researcher at Renaissance Technologies' Medallion Fund from 2007-2008. During my time, the fund had drawdowns of over $4 billion in 1 week, we lost $900MM in one day. Specialized in the field of PDREs (Partial Differential Roleplay Equations). Please contact @Dr. Raymond E Wong II to discuss any matters in the field of quantitative finance and AI. FIDE 2883 GM in Chess. Currently long 2300 lots on ES while driving my Mulsanne to my Greenwich house. Made $9MM yesterday.
He trades Raymond Wong size.

He is a raymond.
Raymond Wong by fwaefoawefjwoi3 November 1, 2020