wonderbread

A derisive adjective referring to a concept or statement which is optimistically presumed (generally by the originator of said idea or statement) to be utopian in nature, particularly when the potential result of such a concept or statement is easily recognized to threaten the opposite of the intended result; a false panacea

The governator's wonderbread plan for universal health insurance will actually create more problems than it solves, particularly for California's working families.

wonderbread by Aluxeterna January 28, 2007

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wonderbreading

"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.

Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.

*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.

wonderbreading by Lance LaBar July 30, 2008

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Wonderbread

Someone who fits the “American standard “ , a boy next door type. Usually athletic, intelligent , popular, and career focused . Their lineage seems put together and destined for success aka breed for wonder

He’s kinda wonderbread

Wonderbread by Angry_Avacodas_can_fly March 30, 2022

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Wonderbread News

Usually referring to white people being a public embarrassment. Mostly towards Karens, kens, Redpill, and white celebrities who act foolish on social media.

" We got that wonderbread News!"

Wonderbread News by dogymodg July 11, 2023