wonderbra

The source of ungifted women's happiness, and false advertisement for men.

"Nice rack, girl!"

"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~

"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Wonderbrow

A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.

A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.

I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.

His Wonderbrow soaked up all the beer from the ashtray.

by Nimbus the Great August 23, 2005

Wonderfacky

1. Having or displaying wonderful and wacky qualities.

Unlike other portmanteau words such as guesstimate and fantabulous, that make you sound like you’re just too dumb to know which word to use, Wonderfacky conveys two distinctive qualities in one ginormous word.

Empirical proof for wonderfacky being a great portmanteau word is discovered when one says the word aloud. (say it now) see what I mean? Even though it's not a “dirty word”-- it totally sounds like one. Right? This makes it hilarious and valuable. See Zorse, Diabesity, and Spork.

It's literally raining pizza outside, which should be horrible, but it's not even messy, and it's really good quality chicago-style pizza, floating down slowly in the cardboard boxes with the "Pizza Map of Italy" on it.... This is the most wonderfacky situation ever, Steve Curry!

by CoachC19 September 25, 2010

wonderburp

The sensation of immediate relief of feelings of abdominal bloating and being unable to eat more food, that occurs usually while eating, that results in an immediate disappearance of feelings of bloating and an immediate return of hunger

The thought of eating any more dumplings made me sick, until I had a huge wonderburp...after which I was starving again!

by Janös Metzevek June 3, 2020

wonderbread wop

A person of Italian descent who acts extremely white and/or even worse; redneck. These people are not at all proud to be descended from a Latin people and in fact wish they could be of full Nordic, Germanic, or Anglo Saxon descent. The vast majority of them can't even pronounce their own names.

That nigga Mikey is a str8 wonderbread wop!

by Yaint007 December 18, 2018

wonderer

Someone who doesn't know where the road is taking them but they have the courage to go any way.

The wonderer traveled the countryside not knowing where they were but loved every moment.

by Travelmuch? August 21, 2017

bolton wanderers

a small town football team punching way above its weight. bolton wanderers have a small but passionate band of followers and tend to be disliked by the media, fans of other clubs etc for the reason that over there time in the english premier league they have taken a scalp of one of these teams and/or knocked them out of cup competitions. known as 'long ball merchants' they have a tendancy to play football that gets 'in the face' of there opponents and consecuently stops them playing 'propper football' as the media call it. basicaly they are looked at as a small club that dosent belong in the premership - this only started when the beloved media sweetheart west ham was relegated at the reebok stadium in the 2001/2 season. the media still try to call them a small club even after 2 european tours (the second was the last 16 only getting knocked out on away goals by sporting lisbon following a 2-2 draw with byern munich) a league cup final, 2 FA cup semis and beating lyon every year in the peace cup final.

look at burnley, they think they are a bolton. like bolton wanderers

by noblobian January 12, 2010