wompe

A shortened version of "womp womp" (a lighthearted phrase that indicates a loss), but in spanish.

Pronounced WOM-peh.

Synonym: too bad (pronounced "TOOO baaaaad..." with "too" being of a higher pitch than "bad.")

person 1: dude, did you get that girl's number last night? She was HOTTTT...."
person 2: um, that "girl" was a man.
observer: wompe.

wompe by Eleirbag December 27, 2009

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

Woperdaughter 

The politically correct term for a female human.

Did you see the legs on that sexy woperdaughter?

Woperdaughter by biffer231243 April 10, 2011

Whomper-dank 

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

Whomper-dank by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper 

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

mud whomper by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

Womped 

To be totally destroyed, humiliated/embarrassed in a sporting or gaming event.

Joe: Did you see the Leafs game last night
James: Yeah, the Sens womped them 7-0!

Michael: I just womped Dan in a game of Hockey, he sucks.

Womped by [M]agus January 23, 2006

Womern 

Female of the redneck species

I'm ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare, and I don't take no mess"

Womern by JTB67 July 29, 2007