wompe

A shortened version of "womp womp" (a lighthearted phrase that indicates a loss), but in spanish.

Pronounced WOM-peh.

Synonym: too bad (pronounced "TOOO baaaaad..." with "too" being of a higher pitch than "bad.")

person 1: dude, did you get that girl's number last night? She was HOTTTT...."
person 2: um, that "girl" was a man.
observer: wompe.

by Eleirbag December 27, 2009

whomperjawed

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

Woperdaughter

The politically correct term for a female human.

Did you see the legs on that sexy woperdaughter?

by biffer231243 April 10, 2011

Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

Womped

To be totally destroyed, humiliated/embarrassed in a sporting or gaming event.

Joe: Did you see the Leafs game last night
James: Yeah, the Sens womped them 7-0!

Michael: I just womped Dan in a game of Hockey, he sucks.

by [M]agus January 23, 2006

Womern

Female of the redneck species

I'm ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare, and I don't take no mess"

by JTB67 July 29, 2007