The half of the human race which has the dead weight and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend that evolution, religion, and culture are inane, and believe the source of all their gender issues are males. They try to ignore that the reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because of their gender, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, useless muscles, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend that evolution, religion, and culture are inane, and believe the source of all their gender issues are males. They try to ignore that the reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because of their gender, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, useless muscles, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers.
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use voodoo magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: She actually thinks that I'll go bald.
4. A little girl is offended by my definition because it is different from what she wants to believe, and therefore gives it a thumbs down. And she is so offended by it, she expresses her righeous fury by bravely giving it a thumbs-down every day. How can they say females are cowardly?
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use voodoo magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: She actually thinks that I'll go bald.
4. A little girl is offended by my definition because it is different from what she wants to believe, and therefore gives it a thumbs down. And she is so offended by it, she expresses her righeous fury by bravely giving it a thumbs-down every day. How can they say females are cowardly?
by Mr. 1000 September 18, 2008
Get the womenmug. by dancingdudesean June 22, 2006
Get the womenmug. by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005
Get the womenmug. the inferior human sex, who is illogical, irartional, and a brain that thinks how to torment men. They are beautiful to look at so that they can easily trap the other sex. The only useful part is the hole between the legs known as the vagina that can be used for pleasure and bearing children, and the breasts that are both joy and are useful for producing milk. The most useless part is the mouth that talks and nag non-stop. Some wise men say that women must only open mouth to suck.
by vikram_001 July 5, 2006
Get the womenmug. by NutzandBoltz December 24, 2007
Get the womenmug. One of the most complicated types of humans there is in the world. they never know for sure what they want and when they do know it is what they don't deserve or should not have. Women tend to nag and argue a lot. They are the opposite of men and one of the most beautiful creatures on earth.
There is not enough women to please me.
by jpo408! November 21, 2011
Get the womenmug. the inferior human sex, who is illogical, irartional, and a brain that thinks how to torment men. They are beautiful to look at so that they can easily trap the other sex. The only useful part is the hole between the legs known as the vagina that can be used for pleasure and bearing children, and the breasts that are both joy and are useful for producing milk. The most useless part is the mouth that talks and nag non-stop. Some wise men say that women must only open mouth to suck.
by vikram_001 July 28, 2008
Get the womenmug.