Wombatism

The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.

I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition.

by buffblo March 17, 2009

wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.

Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!

by Lilrandom July 6, 2008

Wombish

Feeling comfort & warmth; as a baby feels protected and secure in a mother's womb.

"When you hold me in your arms, it makes me feel very wombish"

"Your sweater looks wombish today"

by Lucynicole April 29, 2009

Womit

The term Womit can be used to describe an individual that makes you gag or vomit

1. Fuck bro you see that chick on yubo she makes me wanna womit
2. Lucy Hale's new fringe makes me wanna womit cunt

by SomDingWong June 9, 2019

gutted wombat

Rural Australian Slang for female genitalia, specifically in a leg-spread position.

Drew: oi mutt, show us your gutted wombat.

Mutt: Fuck oof ya derro!

by not Drew December 25, 2007

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

Wombat

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003