Winston

I wish my bf was Winston
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Winston

A lovely man with a big heart. Often a bit overprotective and territorial. Does not like alpha males in his zones and likes to be boss. But will make up for his rudeness with a flash of his beautiful eyes and lots of love.
Girl 1: Did you hear Winston barking at that dude?!
Girl 2: Ya, he is just Winston.
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winston

noun, plural winstons.
1.
a potato;
2.
a person or object bearish strong resemblance to a potato;
3.
potato based edibles.
"I'll have some more mashed winstons please"
"could you pass the Winston sticks (french fries) please"
"would you like that with a baked winston?"
by StevieJanowsky February 13, 2018
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Winston

The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."
noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"

wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."

noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"

wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
by Willy Codewell July 30, 2012
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Winston

A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.
Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.

Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.
by magspell December 04, 2011
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Winston

A British five pound note, or fiver, named for the likeness of Winston Churchill printed on the edition of the notes used from 2016 onwards.
I weed all over my Winston, but fortunately the hydrophobic coating meant that after a good shaking it was accepted by the Lidl self-service till.

Bro you need to get rid of your Winstons, they are made out of pig sperm.
by nomorelatebus April 02, 2017
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WINSTONING

The prototype of people reposting the daily fake news on social networking, which they have no first hand knowledge of whatsoever, from George Orwell's book called 1984.
That LinkedIn guy is winstoning again reposting and interpreting unvalidated fake news.
by LARSX July 22, 2018
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