Winston

A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.

Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.

Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.

by magspell December 5, 2011

Winston

A British five pound note, or fiver, named for the likeness of Winston Churchill printed on the edition of the notes used from 2016 onwards.

I weed all over my Winston, but fortunately the hydrophobic coating meant that after a good shaking it was accepted by the Lidl self-service till.

Bro you need to get rid of your Winstons, they are made out of pig sperm.

by nomorelatebus April 2, 2017

winston

a jerk, uncaring asshole, who does not give a thought to how anyone else feels.

me & winston went to a restaurant and winston gets the number of a waitress and tries to say it was the guy the front but when we leave he stops and gets the number of the guy at the front.

by thegirlyoullneverget April 22, 2011

Winston

The term used to describe the male penis after just having had sex. Also the term carried until the male washes his penis after intercourse. Note: having sex with a different women on a "Winston" is a "Super Winston."

Dude, I totally have a winston right now. or: Dude, I just did her with a winston.

by mustang0341 June 22, 2011

Winston

A asshole who thinks he can get any girl he wants. He seems popular on social media but in real life ain't shit. Is a lame fuckboy named after a pack of cigarettes.

Friend 1:There goes a Winston he looks cool.
Friend 2: Girl stay 100 feet away he has too many problems.

by Teke James January 7, 2017

Winston

A ugly person.

Dinorockphin..

Winston is a dinorockphin.

by Sifan July 26, 2018

Winston

Pretty much the most disgusting cigarette known to man-kind.

"Don't smoke Winstons, they suck."

by radioactive pants November 23, 2009