Windows ME 

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

Windows ME by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008

Windows ME 

Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.

Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).

We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.

New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.

The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.

The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out

Windows ME by Marc August 1, 2004

Windows ME 

See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.

lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
and
Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?

Windows ME by ExKay August 9, 2003

Windows Me 

The old Windows Vista

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.

Windows Me by ShakeSicle April 20, 2009

Windows ME 

The worst Piece of shit Bill gates ever made.
The only thing it is good for is playing Worms armageddon Made by Team 17

See pos,shitbox or Many Errors

I love playing Worms Armageddon, but this computer sucks at anything else i try to do.
:(

Fuckin Blue screen!
Worthless Windows ME POS!

Windows ME by Gofuckyourselfyoumonkeyfuckingretard Smith March 16, 2008

Windows ME 

An operating system that is worse than Vista.

Person 1: Dude, I fucking hate Vista nothing is compatible with it.

Person 2: At least you don't have Windows ME giving you the BSOD every boot.

Windows ME by Melnychuker March 11, 2008

Windows ME 

Microsoft's software building in 2000 that is most useless pile of crap ever installed on a computer. It is so useless that it is easier to train a dog to speak mandarin then to use Windows ME. It will lead to stress, frustration, anger for wasting your money and in extreme cases a pie in Bill Gates face. It is so complicated and unstable that the writers of the idiots guide to Windows ME eventually gave up writing it, because even they couldn't figure it out

Windows ME is a piece of turd,
In mathematical terms Windows ME= mindfuck

Building SERN is easier than using Windows ME

Windows ME by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011