JON DOE - Dude I'm Telling you Jorge Don't go out with shayna she's a double winder.
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me
JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me
JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass
by STR8IISLAUGHTER July 18, 2009
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"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1
"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2
"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2
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by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023
Get the Side winder mug.Describes a very enjoyable outing, event, set of circumstances, etc., which involves strong breezes and/or a lot of farting (think: the famously-uproarious mid-20th-century wind-breaking contest between whizzpopping-champions Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer).
A social event which involves a lot of farting will usually be a lot more "winderful" if there are indeed strong fresh-air-delivering breezes present, also, since few people enjoy actually smelling a fart, even if they do get uproarious guffaws at letting them off and/or hearing other make them.
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Get the fruit winder mug.A constant state of being in Winder, Georgia. Occurs regardless of time of day, random meteorological events, train crashes, rioting, or mass chaos.
Jim: How are you today John?
John: I’m just Winderful today.
Jim: Even though there’s a tornado, the train hit an eighteen-wheeler, the rioters are destroying downtown, and anarchy has broken out?
John: It’s just another Winderful day.
John: I’m just Winderful today.
Jim: Even though there’s a tornado, the train hit an eighteen-wheeler, the rioters are destroying downtown, and anarchy has broken out?
John: It’s just another Winderful day.
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