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paint the windshield

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.
Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.
by nsag March 27, 2009
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California Wind Chime

1 guy going down on 5 other dudes at the same time, and the sound of their balls slapping his chin.
It is Similar to a Mississippi Wind Chime
Woody gave a hella california wind chime to JJ, Logan, Andrew, Godso, and Beau
by WoodyLikesItRough September 19, 2012
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Dirty Windshield

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.
I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.
by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016
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Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!
by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011
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Windshield Wiper

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007
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Windshield Time

The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours.

Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.
Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.
by chevolay May 30, 2009
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windshield hickey

The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.
I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.
by DrPhil August 4, 2011
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