willbeism

A theory made by a small gang, which involves the subject of time and god.

I subscribed to the theory of willbeism

by Juan February 6, 2004

willybashing

A form of self pleasure often exicuted by seady old men

Will cannot willybash or Will broke his penis willybashing

by Wastie April 20, 2006

willabeep

A sheep and a bear put together. Or at least it looks like one.

"Oh! That's a nice willabeep!"

by Poin W. Dexter February 14, 2008

Wildebeest

A giant BBC, with long, straight, flowing pubic hair that'll tickle you. It resembles the hulking prairie animal with its majesty and size.

Your friend: "Girl you seen D'Andre's dick pics?"
You: "Not yet. Anything special?"
Your friend: "The nigga got a wildebeest but I don't know if I like it or not"

by AllieA69 December 11, 2016

wildebeest

an overweight women, the bigger the better

Did you see the wildebeest Jerry brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!

by MrRebuild May 1, 2019

windybeestan

uwu sussy baka. /j anyways there my bestie and they would never hurt a fly, though they may makeout with it.

windybeestan is aesthetic.

by windybeestan July 11, 2021

Wildebeest

A middle of the week, lunchtime date. Generally guaranteed a free lunch and a back rub if you’re nice enough. Given it’s the middle of the week there’s less people out and about thus meaning less likely to be spotted by friends and/or coworkers. The wildebeests emotional state leaves them ecstatic that they’re even on a date in the first place which guarantees they do all the bed work, and will send you home with snacks. Synonyms: heffer, big girl, two legged cow

“He scoured the mall in search of a wildebeest carrying a Torrid bag to sink his dough hooks into.”

“He set his eyes on the wildebeest in the food court woofing down the hotdog on a stick in two bites.”

by Captain_asshole August 21, 2022