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where there's a willy there's a way 

basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D
hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:

''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D

Willy Wonka's Grandparents 

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.
"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?

International Vinnie’s Willy Day 

Suck anyone called Vinnie or Vinny for the whole day.
OH MY GOD I BETTER LICK VINNIE’S PENIS BECAUSE ITS International Vinnie’s Willy Day

Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.
Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

Willy Shakes 

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.
"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"
Willy Shakes by Cris October 7, 2005

willy sprinkle 

Refers to a male releasing his urine (through the penis)