whoreporate

Pronunciation Key -hohr-per-it, -prit

–adjective
1. One in a corporate position who basks in the glow of corporate culture, lifestyle, and policy.
2. One who is in a corporate atmosphere and thrives in the pomp and circumstance involved with such type of element.

"Ever since they moved Mel from retail into Merchandising, he's been soaking it up. He's putting everything into spreadsheets, buying office supplies... he's even bought a suit. I think he's really gone whoreporate."

by Romel Autus December 1, 2006

Whorecrux

"Whorecrux" is a portmanteu of "whore", which is a derogatory slang term that refers to a prostitute or a promiscuous woman, and "horcrux", which is a term from the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling that refers to seven artifacts which Lord Voldemort used to store each part of his fragmented soul.

Whorecruxes are objects that remind you of a verbally and/or physically abusive ex girlfriend, and must be destroyed in order to ensure that her influence in your love life is gone forever. It could be anything, like a photograph, an e-mail, or even a movie you both used to enjoy. If it brings to mind any memory of your ex, good or bad, then it must be disposed of, or at least put out of sight.

Person 1: "I found a pink net sponge in my bathroom. It belonged to my ex girlfriend."

Person 2: "That's not a forget-me-not, man! That's a whorecrux! Get rid of it!"

Person 1: "You're a dork and an asshole."

by Adam Bestler July 31, 2011

whoreror

A horrifying pornography, or Horrifying whores.

Friend 1: I just watched 2 Girls 1 Cup!
Friend 2: wtf? That's a whoreror!

by whoreror June 10, 2010

whoreporation

Noun: a corrupt, self-interested transnational business that frequently puts profits above even the most minimum concern for employees, customers and the environment.

What are you going to do about it? That whoreporation is notorious for using slave labor.

by Busky August 4, 2007

Whoreriffic

A hooker who's really good at her job.

You see that hooker, she costs a lot more than most but she's whoreriffic!

by Casey Coleman Comedian February 5, 2012

whoregret

Regret felt by a whore.

I banged one two many randoms last night, I have so much whoregret.

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

Whoretrap

When a whore keeps trying to get into your life by apologizing and complementing you. And saying they will do so much better. When they don't change and they do the same stuff.

Don't fall into that whoretrap she's just going to do the same stuff man.

by samthedummy July 26, 2017