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texas whorehouse

Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
“Well this is Texas whorehouse what do you expect?”
by Casper04 July 17, 2021
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Tijuana Whorehouse

Intentionally or unintentionally watching your sister having sex with your best friend.
It stems from the historical cliche of being in Tijuana and barkers in front of a backstreet whorehouse
say the stereotypical phrase “hey meestor want to have sex with my seestor?”
I never expected my basement to turn into a Tijuana Whorehouse.
by SweetPimpDaddy69 February 1, 2026
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Pianist in a whorehouse

Someone who types very loudly on a computer keyboard, thumping the keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.
He’s a great engineer but such a violent typist; he thumps those keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.
by sam__p August 9, 2023
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sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.
Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
by von groovy July 12, 2024
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whorehoused

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
by JTisKing April 20, 2010
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Warehouse dweller

Warehouse dweller- noun. Persons who care not for for their own personal safety, bathing nor heat. have the potential to end up as crispy critters due to non compliance with safety and fire codes
May or may not have clean running water or a toilet. Has moderate jumping abilities to avoid Communal Condom that the last person forgot to rinse out, Cloven hoofs (maybe unclipped toenails which give it this appearnce) help in this endeavor.
Has the tendencies to howl and screech, this to them is called "music". Randomly throws together whatever items that might be lying about , fashions it into a hot mess, and calls it "art"
Warehouse dweller Persons who care not for for their own personal safety, bathing nor heat.
by redpillhelicopter December 13, 2016
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Human Warehouse

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.
I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.
by Quilly The Porcupine January 26, 2011
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