Whittle Syndrome

When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males

Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome

by The King Prawn June 1, 2021

lick whittle

To use your tongue and/or spit to carve a sugary treat into a shape, namely something inappropriate and phallic.

Wow! Your boyfriend is lucky that he has such a talented lick whittler for a boyfriend!

by Helene Keller December 7, 2010

matty whittled

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

microsoft reset my gamerscore the other day said billy, you've been matty whittled said matthew

by bag of crabs October 29, 2010

Queeter Whittle

Someone who feels joyful but has trouble with understanding and remembering certain topics, events, etc.

Julius, you are sometimes a real Queeter Whittle.

by Some Guy Named Cozmi April 12, 2022

Whittling It Down

Using sandpaper as lube.

Honey, I’m whittling it down! Give me a minute!

by QuinoaSalad September 22, 2018

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

Whittle Bit

Basically saying "little bit" but in child-like voice.

Boy: How much do you want?

Girl : Just a "whittle bit".

by whittlebits April 29, 2014