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Roger Whitaker

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.
That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.
by poop stewart May 1, 2014
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Whitesnake

To "do a whitesnake" is the act of leaving your friends or colleagues at a bar or club and not tell them your leaving.
This is done in order to bypass lengthy goodbyes or to avoid a peer pressure situation to stay and consume more alcoholic beverages when you just want to go home.
A usual tactic is to excuse oneself to use the bathroom and then not return.
"Hey have you seen Tony anywhere??"

"No not in a while, said he was going to the bathroom"

"I bet he's after doing a whitesnake!!"
by Jester12 April 3, 2013
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Whitecapper

The last beverage, typically containing alcohol, of the night. Originates from boating parties having just one more as the white caps (waves)rolled in on the lake.
Everyone was ready to leave for the night, but John said, we have to have a whitecapper and then we can go.
by Baufslam January 13, 2023
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whitehaven

Little town by the sea side, situated in Cumbria, In North West England
Whitehaven Martitime festival!
by rootbeerjello June 11, 2006
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Whitehaven

Whitehaven is a small town on coast in the North West of England, in the county of Cumbria. It has a vast (often marinal) history, expecially in rum smuggling, coal mining, and is famous as the last place in England to be invaded. Every four years, the town holds a Maritime Festival that attracts many tourists to the town for the various festival attractions.
The square layout of Whitehaven has led many historians to believe it to have been the inspiration for the layout of New York City. Also, George Washington's grandmother is reputed to be buried in the centre church of the town.
by Dingo Baby December 9, 2008
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whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.
1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.
by Cryptic June 7, 2005
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whitemare

A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
by AG451 October 30, 2008
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