whitehaven

Little town by the sea side, situated in Cumbria, In North West England

Whitehaven Martitime festival!

by rootbeerjello June 11, 2006

Minnesota Whitewash

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.

After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

by Yoke and Cally January 24, 2010

Whitehaven

Whitehaven is a small town on coast in the North West of England, in the county of Cumbria. It has a vast (often marinal) history, expecially in rum smuggling, coal mining, and is famous as the last place in England to be invaded. Every four years, the town holds a Maritime Festival that attracts many tourists to the town for the various festival attractions.

The square layout of Whitehaven has led many historians to believe it to have been the inspiration for the layout of New York City. Also, George Washington's grandmother is reputed to be buried in the centre church of the town.

by Dingo Baby December 9, 2008

whitewash

(n., v., or adj.) A process or result or act: when a person who is considered a minority adopts a lifestyle (including speech, mannerisms, clothing, etc.) that is attributed secludedly to those of European descent, white people.

1. She is whitewashed.

by SugarBear September 13, 2005

Whitewash Tuba

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.

Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

by Mr. Man of Sri Lanka October 6, 2012

whitemare

A nightmare that only a white person would have.

Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.

by AG451 October 30, 2008

Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.

Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.

by little.elph January 30, 2006