Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

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Whimper Audio Day

April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”

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The amazing , sexy sound coming from a woman's mouth, uncontrollably, while thinking of being pleasured by the perfect specimen of a man.

Man, did you hear that sensual whimpering coming from Nicole earlier? Wonder who whe was thinking about. Dayum.

by Swift Nikki May 10, 2024

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April 12th is the national “ sending your partner a whimper audio. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, it's April 12th today. You know what that means! Send me a Whimper Audio ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, Alright.. ”

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A type of educational audio that somehow gets millions of likes.

Person 1 : "I LOVE WHIMPERING AUDIOS!"
Person 2 : "WHIMPERING AUDIOS ARE SO CRINGE"
intense fight.

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

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