weetard

Vertically and mentally challenged.

"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

bloody wheelbarrow

A sex act in which the male is hitting the female doggystyle, when he is about to come, he swipes her arms out from under her and then pushes her around by her ankles until he comes.

She had rugburn on her nose from my bloody wheelbarrow

by Casey June 22, 2006

flaming wheelbarrow

the act of a male partner holding his female partner by the ankles while standing behind her, and then walking her around during intercourse. The male partner then lights the female partner's hair on fire and runs her into a wall

yo my girlfriend was so happy i gave her a flaming wheelbarrow we proceeded to have sex for the next week straight

by master of the flaming wheelbar November 17, 2009

Wisconsin wheelbarrow

When a girl gets on her hands and the guy picks up her legs and hits it from the back while wheelbarrow her around.

We were doing the Wisconsin Wheelbarrow but I walked her into a wall and she made me stop

by jj231 September 28, 2017

Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow

A Retrograde Wheelbarrow is where the female places her hands on the ground to support herself whilst the male picks up her lower body and thrusts into her, mimicking a wheelbarrow (with extra sex).
A Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow is the same, but the female places her hands onto a machine gun emplacement and fires, causing vibrations to resonate throughout the female, and into the male, resulting in increased pleasure for both members.

May be performed during actual defence of a position for extra tension.

The Soviet Army 1939-1945
I'm pretty damn sure the Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow (or "Machine Gun Fucking") occurred then.

by Nightrunex December 12, 2011

weedtard

One who has achieved a temporary, but profound state of altered consciousness by ingesting special medicinal herbs.

Oh man, thanks for the buzz. My head is parked at weedtard and I'm stress free.

by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

muddy wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.

Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.

by Monkeyfat January 6, 2008