whackenshack

The little security huts where the guards all hang out having coffee and reading man porn

Stranger #1 Hi has anyone seen security around here?
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

whackluster

Whackluster: The feeling you have when no matter how hard you try, you can’t find the right porn to “take care of business” so you settle and needless to say, "business" ain’t great.

I had a Whackluster session, while I was home alone last night.

by MB Squad August 10, 2021