Whacky Hacker

A Wacky Hacker is someone who hacks into their Mom or Dad's pornography accounts, and watches their favorited videos while thinking about the family dog

Honey.. I think our Son is a Whacky Hacker...

by GravyWhomIsBrown November 22, 2025

Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

Whacky Sack

Testicles. See also tallywacker, whack off.

His whacky sack looks a little swollen!

by palestiniandeliberation May 4, 2018

Whacky

A penis. See also tallywacker, whack off, whacky sack.

Poor kid got his whacky caught in his zipper.

by palestiniandeliberation May 4, 2018

Whacky Tobaccy

Used to describe tobacco, most commonly used when describing tobacco in a joint. Also used by stoners making fun of cig smokers.

“Ayo Bobby, slide me some of that whacky tobaccy, I wanna roll a spliff.”

by Williamh.25 October 28, 2021

whacki

Something or someone that is so whack that you have to put an "i" at the end

That chick was whacki!

by Anonymous fucktard May 21, 2017

Whackie

Slang. Term used for a white person who tries to act like an African American, also known as a “wannabe”
Shortened version of “White Blackie”
Non-racist term of the slur: Wigga

“Aye, white boy over here thinking he’s a whackie”

by dat_negro July 8, 2024