wettle

the act of getting wet

Mariah makes Hannah wettle.

wettle by datoolshed September 25, 2011

Desk wetting 

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

Desk wetting by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game 

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game by The happy dancer June 14, 2010

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman

You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

Wetter than an otters pocket by armins_seashell February 9, 2021

wetted 

To get shot by a gun, wet as in soaked in blood.

That boy got wetted....oh well, take that fools watch and chain and leats beat.

wetted by Dylanger April 20, 2006

Wetternomics 

Either a) Finding inexpensive alternatives for everything. Or, B) Manipulating the system, or other people to get the best bang for your buck.

a) Is that two six packs? One of heineken and one of Amberbock? What the hell man just get a 30 pack of Budweiser! Wetternomics

a) You want some nachos man? (Other) Dude, we can't we don't have the ingredients. No dude, just grab some lays and mustard. i call them poor-man nachos. Wetternomics baby.

b) Hey man, want to split a sandwich? I made the last one so you make it this time. (Other) But, I made it last time and your gonna eat it all. It's fine man, just make it and we'll see how it goes. Wetternomics

Wetternomics by iluvryan May 30, 2009

bestie westies for the resties 

Bestie westies for the resties means that you and your bestie slay to the point your bestie westies for the resties.

Anthony: woah we’re so slay
Taylor:ikr we must be bestie westies for the resties

bestie westies for the resties by tayzor December 6, 2022