West Virginia Hand Puppet 

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)

That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

West Virginia Hand Puppet by zakundo August 14, 2009

West Virginia University 

noun: The place where before football games a cop hands you a cup for beer, and says "Enjoy the game", where it is becoming acceptable to burn couches and drink with professors. The place where everyone is 21 no matter what your REAL ID says. Occassionally attend class, and when you do you are still hungover or drunk. Sadly where you have to depend on a crappy transportation system, the PRT which is guarnteed to make you late for class. And no matter where you go its uphill BOTH ways.

West Virginia University: Where Greatness is learned and Couches are burned

West Virginia University by Kelly Fletcher February 11, 2005

West Virginia Remote Control 

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.

Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.

West Virginia Remote Control by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007

West Virginia 

a state that is grossly oversterotyped

West Virginia has terrible driving.
-in fact WV is ranked higher in driving ability than most states

West Virginia by country girl September 19, 2008

West Virginia University 

Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.

Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."

West Virginia University by Nick D August 9, 2004

West Virginia 

Almost Heaven...

Almost heaven, West Virginia!

West Virginia by goodknighton April 13, 2009

West Virginia's middle finger 

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania

The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.

West Virginia's middle finger by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010