The irritation of a man’s penis and or genital area due to being in the excess moisture for a long period of time. Not cleaning themselves after long exposure to moisture in this area.
by Susanna M July 19, 2019
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Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
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Gerard: "Dude look at that girl!"
Hercules: "Yea, that bod is so boss."
Gerard: "Man i wanna give her crotch a Weiner Kiss."
Hercules: "Agreed."
Hercules: "Yea, that bod is so boss."
Gerard: "Man i wanna give her crotch a Weiner Kiss."
Hercules: "Agreed."
by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009
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"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010
Get the Weiner Poop mug.Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.
Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.
An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.
Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.
An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.
TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."
TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."
TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."
by djwellies November 9, 2012
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I had to put the WeinerGuard chat filter on my daughter's phone. He kept trying to sext her and send her pics.
by Freonman2018 April 2, 2019
Get the WeinerGuard mug.A weather enthusiast who gets excited by extreme weather, but who has little or no knowledge of the science of meteorology.
Weenies often inhabit Internet message boards and issue "wishcasts", which are forecasts based on the author's desire for extreme weather. They try to justify their wishcasts with anecdotes and pseudoscience.
While professional forecasters examine computer models to make forecasts, weenies often treat the forecasters themselves as data sources upon which to form their wishcasts.
When an extreme weather event isn't going to plan, weenies will often react by issueing "bittercasts", which greatly overestimate the extent to which the supposed extreme weather has weakened.
Weenies are very self-absorbed and emotional, and become morbidly distraught when a forecasted extreme weather event doesn't pan out in their backyard. Even if the forecast was generally correct for surrounding areas, weenies will angrily denounce the forecasters.
Weenies often inhabit Internet message boards and issue "wishcasts", which are forecasts based on the author's desire for extreme weather. They try to justify their wishcasts with anecdotes and pseudoscience.
While professional forecasters examine computer models to make forecasts, weenies often treat the forecasters themselves as data sources upon which to form their wishcasts.
When an extreme weather event isn't going to plan, weenies will often react by issueing "bittercasts", which greatly overestimate the extent to which the supposed extreme weather has weakened.
Weenies are very self-absorbed and emotional, and become morbidly distraught when a forecasted extreme weather event doesn't pan out in their backyard. Even if the forecast was generally correct for surrounding areas, weenies will angrily denounce the forecasters.
Some made-up weenie quotes illustrating the terms:
Wishcasting
"I have a term paper due tomorrow that I haven't started yet, I think we'll get 3 feet of snow though, just look at the storm swirl on the satellite."
"When DT and LC and JB agree on a forecast, watch out!"
Bittercasting
"Well, we're getting dry slotted and it's hardly snowing. The storm's a bust. We'll end up with 1/4 inch."
(Later, weenie still gets a respectable 18 inches)
"We only got 18 inches instead of 36. WORST FORECAST EVER"
Wishcasting
"I have a term paper due tomorrow that I haven't started yet, I think we'll get 3 feet of snow though, just look at the storm swirl on the satellite."
"When DT and LC and JB agree on a forecast, watch out!"
Bittercasting
"Well, we're getting dry slotted and it's hardly snowing. The storm's a bust. We'll end up with 1/4 inch."
(Later, weenie still gets a respectable 18 inches)
"We only got 18 inches instead of 36. WORST FORECAST EVER"
by VxG September 10, 2004
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