Son- Why don't you ever work daddy?
Dad- Because in my family we were taught to go on welfare and drink all day *sips a beer*
Dad- Because in my family we were taught to go on welfare and drink all day *sips a beer*
by SirRidge March 18, 2008
The government buys my vote by offering me and the rest of my crack-adled buddies welfare. I love the democratic party!
by Japanadan October 11, 2004
Something drug dealers and poor people take advantage of but if anyone tried to cut it they would be immediately killed by someone on it.
"Today we are going to cut taxes and welfare by---"
*Stabbed by a guy who owns an Escalade, $10000 worth in diamonds and still gets welfare
*Stabbed by a guy who owns an Escalade, $10000 worth in diamonds and still gets welfare
by Mister Literal February 12, 2006
A check for an ugly single mother to get because her baby daddy won't pay the child support or admit he knows her kids or her at all.
Reserved for lazy fat single mothers that have 4 kids before age 25. Unwanted by any decent man and can't attract a respectable man.
The highest level of their partner's employment is a KFC.
These bustdowns wait for their monthly welfare check instead of going out and working and making money.
Reserved for lazy fat single mothers that have 4 kids before age 25. Unwanted by any decent man and can't attract a respectable man.
The highest level of their partner's employment is a KFC.
These bustdowns wait for their monthly welfare check instead of going out and working and making money.
That single mother is on welfare.
by youareascummme November 14, 2008
85% of the time it can be described as... what the lazy rely on, feeling it's 'owed' to them just for being human. Because they do nothing, but still feel that they are great regardless and that they deserve this simply for being a human being.
"I'm a Liberal, because I don't want my welfare to go away. I deserve it, even though I've never done anything for anyone else, and never will... but gimme, gimme, gimme!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
Welfare is simply one of the many conspiracys fabricated by our government to control the black community. A proverbial crutch so to speak. The longer you can keep a minority dependant on a monthly check, all the more easy it will be to cripple him later. Inevitably this plan will forever safeguard the white mans well-being and likelihood for success. If we the black people dont snap out of this cycle, the white man will always maintain dominance in America.
by Bobby R October 13, 2005
Shaquiqa and zoomarial wanted a car so they combined their efforts so they had 20 kids and got enought welfare to get a new car.
by communism is inheriently evil October 20, 2009