welfare 

a fat single mother (usually black or hispanic) who chooses not to work but rather to live off of other peoples hard earned money. the majority of people on welfare are below average intellegence and are always unemployed.

how you know someone is on welfare
im a fat single mother who doesnt care about my seven uneducated kids i would rather sit around all day on my lazy ass and live on your tax dollars. o crap im out of money better find some guy to knock me up more kids=more money.

welfare by alex z April 30, 2006

welfare 

Money the government gives to people who are too lazy to work or are simply unable to work to to disability. Commonly abused. Many people who are on welfare are the lazy people, who financially harm those who can work, and those who are disabled and cannot work.

Welfare is currently being abused by many, which harms most people in our country.

welfare by Michael G. Jones August 30, 2006

welfare 

What illegal Mexicans collect, which ends up fucking over American taxpayers.

That illegal wetback won't even get a paying job, she'd rather sit home and collect welfare and drive without insurance.

welfare by Jimmy Burke April 29, 2007

welfare 

How Black and native people get money, other then selling drugs and robbing people.

Son- Why don't you ever work daddy?
Dad- Because in my family we were taught to go on welfare and drink all day *sips a beer*

welfare by SirRidge March 18, 2008

welfare 

A social excuse to allow more government control.

The government buys my vote by offering me and the rest of my crack-adled buddies welfare. I love the democratic party!

welfare by Japanadan October 11, 2004

welfare 

Something drug dealers and poor people take advantage of but if anyone tried to cut it they would be immediately killed by someone on it.

"Today we are going to cut taxes and welfare by---"
*Stabbed by a guy who owns an Escalade, $10000 worth in diamonds and still gets welfare

welfare by Mister Literal April 9, 2006

Welfare 

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.

"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me

Welfare by Dave April 19, 2004