weetard

Someone who has gone crazy or has become retarded out of devotion for the rock band Weezer.

That guy Oliver is so obsessed with Weezer I think he's turned into a weetard.

by thatweezerkid October 24, 2007

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

weetard

A combination of the words "wee" and "retard." Coined by a Los Angeles teenager in reference to his little sister's friends. Often used in a redundant context, such as "little weetard" or "stupid weetard."

My sister is having all her stupid little friends over for a weetard party, wanna crash it?

by Spença B July 10, 2006

Wiitarded

Smoking blunts and playing Wii.

Let's get wiitarded after work today.

by K. Rugg December 26, 2008

Weetard

A person who has become retarded due to large overdoses of weed and usually dies in a stupid way

Bryan used to be a nice person until he became a weetard. If only he had stayed away from that tricycle he would still be here today.

by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011

Weetard

A milder version of the term Retard, used for people in team games who made bad decisions in game, or have done something (extremely) stupid.

It's used by people who do jokes often or used by people who's parents dont like slurs/swears.

James is such a weetard.
You weetard! Don't do that!

by SmallChames November 25, 2020

weedtarded

someone who can't get high, no matter how much the try/smoke.

we all got high on fourtwenty, except for Laura, she's weedtarded.

by stonerrhoes April 25, 2008