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weeping angle

The most fucking scary stone statues in the world of Doctor Who.

These creatures while seen can't move, but when unseen can move really fast. If it catches you, you get sent into the past or , rarely kill you.
Weeping angles are extremely scary and fast.
by Firefighthd December 26, 2014
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Weeping Tom

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.
"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"
by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006
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weeping jap

Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.

Resembles a Japanese man crying.
"oh shit, I've got a weeping jap!"
by numb_nuts July 1, 2005
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weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.
That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011
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weeping will-hoe

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.
"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."
by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014
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Weeping blow job

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.
by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016
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weeping rhino

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.
dude, Me and Melissia did the Weeping Rhino last night.
by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017
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