Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

Wedding ring fetish

Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.

When I saw the video of our sexual activities, I realized I have a wedding ring fetish.

by Nath_Light May 13, 2019

Wedding Head

When your mind is completely immersed in the details and feelings about your upcoming wedding.

Having Wedding Head throughout the day at work is awkward, they say I look zombie-like; I watch my coworker’s lips moving while I’m walking down the aisle in my imagination!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

Wedding

Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?

Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!

by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 3, 2013

Arkansas Wedding Cake

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012

portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day

by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017

Snake's Wedding

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015