Mythical Beastiality

When a human engages in sexual intercourse with a mythical beast.

Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.

by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009

beastiality

Fornication between a human and another type of species.

Mark: Oh gross Jeff's into beastiality!!!
Jeff: What? beatiality's mellow?

by smithmike September 25, 2008

beastiality

slang word for PETA (see PETA)

Wow PETA "reeeeeally" loves animals.

by lama fuckers September 17, 2006

beastiality

sex with non human animals, bestiality(from a common mistake in spelling and pronunciation)

He was convicted of beastiality and committed suicide in prison.

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2008

beastiality

Fuckin with an animal

Kevin Cloyd does beastiality all the time

by Perbert Freeches September 17, 2006

beastiality

How people who are too stupid to use a pc without a GUI spell "bestiality".

Oh crap, this computer has a command line interface! Now how am I going to download beastiality off the INTARWEBE!?!

by TripperDay September 17, 2006

beastiality nervosa

A disease in which the human brain (and sexual organs) find beastiality sexually pleasing

John: I just got out of rehab
Tom: Congratulations, for what
John: beastiality nervosa
Tom: (Walks away awkwardly)

by memetron4000 December 17, 2010