Nerd Weasel

One who abandons their sacred duty, especially for vague and presumably contemptible reasons.

Person A: Nick couldn't make it this weekend because he's in Miami.
Person B: What's he doing there?
Person A: He didn't say, but I think he might be campaigning for Rick Santorum.
Person B: Weasel. Nerd Weasel.

by ChodeMiller February 25, 2012

Whomp Weasel

A fairly new slang term for the penis

I got kicked right in the whomp weasel and it hurt!

by Uark23 December 5, 2012

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

Ron Weasley

character from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is Harry's best friend, a brilliant chess player, loyal, friendly, awkward. He is tall and gangly with red hair and freckles and a rather large nose. He comes from a large family with five bothers and one sister - Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, and Ginny. His family is considered to be poor by Pure-blood Wizarding standards.

Ron is the one that Harry would miss the most (as stated during the Second Task in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and, according to Dobby, is Harry's Wheezy.

He is passionate and has a quick temper and a massive sweet tooth. His brilliance often goes unnoticed due to the time spent with his other best friend, Hermione Granger - the cleverest witch of her age.

Ron Weasley is Harry's second.

by lysrouge December 3, 2004

Snatch your weave

Usually in a girl fight. If someone tells you ,"Imma snatch your weave."They mean there gonna grab your weave or real hair and pull it till it comes of. You better run if they say this

Oooh gurl imma snatch your weave

by Soup and toe nails July 14, 2018

Fred weasley

Fredrick Gideon Weasley was born on April 1st, and is the oldest twin. his younger twin (george weasley) and him are devilish pranksters and If you say anything regarding the twins, trust me a bunch of potterheads and fred weasley and george weasley stans will be knocking on your door waiting to cast the cruciatus curse on you. Fred weasley is the one and only boyfriend of (me) minara and no one can change that! he is extremely hot and funny and is so adorable and soft and precious i just ahhhhhh

ME: "Fred Weasley is the most amazing person on the planet and is my one true love."
RANDOM PERSON: "but hes not real hes-"
ME: *in harry potters voice* "SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

by thatpotterheaddirectioner January 21, 2021

George Weasley

the twin that doesn’t get appropriated enough

George Weasley deserves more love

by accio weasley twins December 30, 2020