high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019

Mike wazowski

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot step on my throat daddy mike wazowski. ugh get it deep into me daddy

ugh step on my throat daddy mike wazowski

by 30 rats in a trench coat June 9, 2021

Mikey Wazowski

A ass munch to say the least, Usually refered to "Green cyclope thinger," From Monsters Inc. Like to masterbate in a papaya. Whom's crew may consist of:
A spunky Asian.
A Mean douche (who spends majority of his life span on the toilet)
A Cat.
A green-loving, whore, with the ambition to be a lion tamer.

"Never judge a whale by its blubber,"


"Wow, that was like...Totally Mikey Wazowski, right there, man"

by PomPomHottiePoof March 21, 2009

Wazowski

This is what you call someone when their names starts with a W and is hard to pronounce. Usually a very self conscious blonde kid who stays inside and beats his meat all day.

Dude, wazowski gets no ass!

by Langerslanger12 October 22, 2019

wazowskied

to get fucked up

i just fell on my face i just got wazowskied.

by peonypuffs March 22, 2022

Wazowski

When an individual zones out and stares blankly into space, mimicking the face of Mike Wazowski in the vintage meme of Wazowski with two eyes staring at the camera.

"Did David hear what I said?" "Nah he was Wazowski-ing, as usual"

by Doooka April 25, 2022

Wazowski’d

An act of participating in unethical activities not fathomable to the human realm.

This dude was up for 72 hours in Hong Kong and got Wazowski’d out.

by Boblath00 March 13, 2026